No way to avoid it, it’s Christmas weekend. But there’s still plenty to do, and more than you might expect with which to distract yourself. So after you get your shopping done at Century Ballroom, go see the best Pageant ever at the Blue Moon Tavern (yes, really), and then dance yourself clean on Christmas proper at Re-bar.
Fred Astaire is the man.
Look at beautiful women for the betterment of area dogs, dress up as Santa and join a mob, check out a fantastic all-ages show, and then dance until the moon drops. And maybe, if you’re lucky, get some sleep.